A man boarded an airplane and took his
seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding
the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seatAs fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,"Business
trip or pleasure?"
She
turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nympho-
maniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He
swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to
him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer,"
she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal
experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well,
she explained, "One popular myth is that African-American men are the most
well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is
most likely to possess that trait."
"Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best."
"I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the
best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly
the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even
know your name..."
"Tonto,"
the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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